Serious Lock Down Advice
Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!
I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my Pepsi, and we all agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention any of this to the washing machine because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!!
Certainly, couldn’t share with the fridge because he’s been acting cold and distant! In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn’t all that pressing, and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic… told me to just suck it up! But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn’t say anything when I asked its opinion, but the front door said I was becoming unhinged, and the doorknob told me to get a grip! You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to “pull myself together!”
4 comments :
Hi Tom.
Thank you for the giggle.
I hope all is well with you both?
We are keeping Covid free and we hope the same goes for you both?
Jo & Keith.
Very clever indeed! But I'm interested in Jan's opinion, and what about the dog of the house?
Hi Jo,
Yes we are both well. The State Govt pandemic measures have been successful to date with only two fatalities since the pandemic started back in Jan 2020. Both of us have received three shots along with approx 64% of the population.
Best wishes for Keith's speedy recovery.
Jenny I haven't asked Jan and I dare not query the head of the house as she's barking mad!
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