Friday 4 September 2020

Warning

Do NOT hire this dirtbag!

dave

I recently hired Dave the landscaper to remodel our back yard. This morning I walked into the laundry and found him laying on the floor chewing up Jan’s underwear. I yelled at him and he ran away! He is out of control! Not to mention the hour long smokeos'. Also, I’ve just found out that earlier this morning, Dave stuck his nose up my mother in law’s rear.

Meanwhile…. Chip chip chip chip……  4 days more (I hope)

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